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- Hair Color: Brunette
- Likes: High fives, fake plants with real personalities, the sound of tape being pulled apart
- Dislikes: Organized religion, white sandwich bread, Big Bang Theory (the show; not the actual theory)
- Interested In: World domination
- Playlist: Electric Love from Bob’s Burgers
- Work Schedule: Fridays and Saturdays
My daddy wrestles alligators. My mama works on carburetors. My brother is a fine mediator to the president.